Prestige Worldwide to Run U.S. Department of International Affairs
Brennan and Dale to Restore America’s Prestige—Worldwide
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (WIDE… WIDE…) the leader in Entertainment, Management, Financial Portfolios, Insurance, Computers, Black Leather Gloves, Research and Development (putting in the Man Hours to study The Science of What You Need), and Security is proud to announce….
WE are taking over the U.S. DEPARTMENT OF INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS (AFFAIRS… AFFAIRS…)
Ask yourself: Is it MERELY a COINCIDENCE that PRESTIGE is in our name?
NO! Because WE will restore AMERICA’S PRESTIGE on the WORLD STAGE!
Our founders, Brennan Huff and Dale Doback, stars of BOATS ’N’ HOS and VISIONARIES who pushed the LIMITS of what humanity can DO with Liquid Paper, are HEADING UP this whole thing.
“I myself have had many affairs, internationally,” Dale said.
“French-Canadian women,” added Brennan.
“We’re like the James Bond of international affairs,” added Dale.
“But he’s just one guy. We’re two guys, 200% better, basically.”
“That’s twenty gold fingers.”
“Four golden eyes.”
To kick things off, Dale and Brennan will headline the AMERICA’S WORLDWIDE PRESTIGE AND FIRM HANDSHAKE TOUR, in which Dale and Brennan will perform for MILLIONS of adoring fans, have many INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS, and PERSONALLY shake hands with every head of state WORLDWIDE—even leaders of countries NO ONE’S ever heard of UNTIL NOW.
So don’t worry America. Dale and Brennan are on the case and you can TRUST US. We CAN restore America’s PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE because it’s IN OUR NAME. And we’ll have SO MANY ACTIVITIES to do TOGETHER. SHHHH! That part’s our secret!
PRESS CONTACT:
Prestige Worldwide
Attn: Dale or Brennan
1987 Midwick Drive
Altadena, CA 91001
